Toe Jam

I came home today and sat down. I took off my sock and upon glancing forth I noticed a slight malfunction with my toe nail. Seems a few rather hard impacts on the inside end of my shoe while skating final produced some results.



Quickly realizing what luck had been bestowed upon me I took the time to bang out some Bach and Beetoven on the ole' pianer.



After that I thought I would try and utilize some tradional naturopathic healing methods taught to me in a previous life by a talking radish. Not sure if I'm supposed to see results right away but the old "Injury in the Rotting Lettuce" method usually does the trick.




Goodnight and sweet dreams.